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BajanBeauty5301's avatar

No, Kristi Noem should not be going home. Kristi should be going to jail!!!

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Donna Wilson's avatar

Maybe Alligator Alcatraz?

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Mike's avatar

No. Take her back to South Dakota and kick her out of the car in the middle of one of the nine federal Indian reservations there. Like maybe Pine Ridge. Let the Ogallalas sort her $hit out. I guaranfuckingtee she won't like it.

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Nancy Bainter's avatar

Hey, that’s do-able too!🙏🏼

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Linda Myers's avatar

Yes!

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Ms.JP's avatar

Not fair to the reservation.

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Bikracer's avatar

Even better than jail!

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Teri Gelini's avatar

Sounds perfect ..being a Floridian she and drumpf should both be there..then he can't do anymore pardons...

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Nancy Bainter's avatar

Absolutely, but first things first—does prosecution depend on the class action case, if there is one, and in what state it will occur? We know if it’s federal, the DOJ will get her yet one more pardon from her former boss-child, right?

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Jennifer Jones's avatar

Jail for life!

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Esther Hunsalzer's avatar

true

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Teri Gelini's avatar

Truth

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Mike Hammer's avatar

Noem on the range?

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Light Warder's avatar

Sux to be noem-sick, huh Corey?

Maybe Kristi's face looking like an orange-peel resulted from shrapnel at a MAGA grenade test...

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Mike Hammer's avatar

After pissing off so many Americans, Hegseth pissing off the military, they’re both going to need heavy security detail for rest of their lives once they’re fired. The ASPCA and Humane Society too.

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Barbara Christine Potts's avatar

Guess dermal fillers and maga makeovers aren't enough for this one. It's ugly inside.

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Jeff's avatar

No - donny has severe gas. Flatulence like Hitler.

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Dr Cannie Stark's avatar

Sorry, but all I understood was "donny" and "Hitler". Not surprising to see them in the same comment. But I don't understand the "No" in this context. Same goes for "flatulence"--which, of course, I understand in general ... I just don't understand in this context. Care to help me out?

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Jeff's avatar

BajanBeauty5301

3h

No, Kristi Noem should not be going home.

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Kiwiwriter47's avatar

LOLOLOL

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Nancy Bainter's avatar

😆👏🏼

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io bonini's avatar

I can see the children's book now...Great gag MK.

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Dana's avatar

She should be prosecuted for all the unlawful and unconstitutional kidnappings and assaults on people, hiring insurrectionists, criminals and instigating violence in the USA. She should rot in prison.

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Renee Goodman's avatar

Dana, 100% agree and the rest of them as well!

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Esther Hunsalzer's avatar

absolutely

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Francesca Cee's avatar

She's pure evil but I shudder to think how much worse the next secretary will be. Why can't we get rid of these people??? Why is congress complicit? The Supreme Court? Wtf is happening?

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Sue Stjohn's avatar

The Heritage Foundation is in control. Not Trump.......

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Francesca Cee's avatar

I'm aware. And we need to get all those people out of politics and in prison.

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L B Rose's avatar

Will her replacement be more incompetent or more heartless? Any kind or honest people need not apply. But any female applicants must look like a Barbie doll, including the brain cell count.

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Pam Humphrey's avatar

Exactly my fear. She’s a showboat. How would Homeland Security be under a quieter, more subtle but just as evil leader? Horrors!

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Esther Hunsalzer's avatar

ty

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Geoffrey Fox's avatar

Trump positioned everything. Total disaster

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Judy Sherwood's avatar

Have you seen the most recent issue of Mother Jones? Check it out... John Roberts is on the front cover.

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Francesca Cee's avatar

I despise him. Thanks for the heads up- I'll go check it out

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Jean Conley's avatar

You have an excellent point, Francesca. And I totally agree with you--why can't we get rid of these Gestapo RepubliCRAPS????? The dish**t in the Oval Office has way too much power now--and it's all the republiCRAPS fault since they kiss his ***.

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Richard Van Atta's avatar

The fuck happening is the CABAL with its 2025 primer is implementing its evil plan!

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Francesca Cee's avatar

It was more of a rhetorical question, but yes. The first one that needs to go is Stephen Miller.

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Richard Van Atta's avatar

Soooo…..

Just how soon can Gnome be ejected?

Just how soon can this be expected?

Breaks in the ranks are being detected.

The Trumphuk regime is stooopidity infected.

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Pam Humphrey's avatar

Beautiful!

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Gloria Steiner's avatar

Is a ho-rrific person.😊

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Skitealwedrop's avatar

🤣

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Kiwiwriter47's avatar

She may get the axe soon....NO LOSS!

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WJB Motown's avatar

Where is the Democratic leadeahip on all this?????? The silence is deafening.

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JanJAN's avatar

They are speaking and pushing but trump has control of the media with graft from their CEOs! Dems are not getting press time!!

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Jean Conley's avatar

Absolutely correct. Just think of CBS.

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Dr Cannie Stark's avatar

Agreed!

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Kiwiwriter47's avatar

Agreed.

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Esther Hunsalzer's avatar

yep

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John giannattasio's avatar

Not sure what kind of Governor she was. Ever see her actual face? Plastic surgery? The point being that she is not qualified for this or any other job except maybe a bartender.

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David Howard's avatar

She's got the costumes to be a pole dancer

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Skitealwedrop's avatar

Like Melanie?

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Dr Cannie Stark's avatar

Do you mean Melania?

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Jean Conley's avatar

Definitely!!!!!! I think the majority of us get the connection even if her name is spelled incorrectly!

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Skitealwedrop's avatar

Yes. One time the bloated yam called her Melanie in a tweet and it’s stuck with me since.

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Dr Cannie Stark's avatar

Eeew yuck! Just had a vision of said "bloated yam". No offense to yams, but the image made me want to throw up!

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Skitealwedrop's avatar

He’s pretty gross. The sight of him makes me 🤢

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io bonini's avatar

Hey there JG....I know some pretty awesome and smart Bartenders. I don't think she could keep drink orders in her head. I'd like to see her cleaning toilets at her Alligator Alcatraz.

Or perhaps we give her and her sidekick a small boat & put it in the Caribbean, with a target on it.

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Elaine Goodbrod's avatar

She was actually pretty before she got involved with Maga.

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John giannattasio's avatar

Seriously look at how much the face has changed since South Dakota.

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Karen B's avatar

I wouldn’t drink any drink she would pour….

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Mary Fairy-boberry's avatar

please. speaking as a south dakotan...WE DON'T WANT HER BACK!!!

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Richard Van Atta's avatar

Wellll can’t you arrest her for puppy murder?

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Mark Carpenter's avatar

Everybody in South Dakota: HIDE YOUR DOGS!

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Linda Myers's avatar

Our dogs have guns.

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Mark Carpenter's avatar

Do you think cats could be trained to use guns?

Asking for a friend…

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Dr Cannie Stark's avatar

Absolutely they could! Cats are also SUPREMELY LOYAL, as some dogs are, andbthe are MUCH BETTER JUDGES OF CHARACTER (speaking from over 80 years of experience with both species) so they choose appropriate targets and are not fooled by slavish grovelling. BUT, being very FASTIDIOUS, they would probably hire DOGS to do the actual DIRTY work.

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Dr Cannie Stark's avatar

Sorry for the typos in my post. It should read "... and they are MUCH BETTER ..."

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JavaJunkyMonkey's avatar

Home you mean CECOT?

Because that's where she really belongs. But sad and pathetic American law will just slap her hands. That's the best they can do.

Weak spineless Fucks!

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Porter's avatar

This monster should never hold any position of authority at any level of government, however it's done.

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Richard Friedman's avatar

Kristi belongs in a gravel pit surrounded by unfriendly pit bulls. Can’t happen soon enough.

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LynseyFS's avatar

Hey, leave pitties alone - they're maligned enough.

Besides, they're smart enough not to want her either.

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Skitealwedrop's avatar

They are sweet pups. I think they are misunderstood 💙

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PleaseMakeItStopPlease's avatar

* Gasp * but what about her 2 private jets 😂

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Elaine Goodbrod's avatar

I was just thinking the same. 😂😂😂

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Dr Cannie Stark's avatar

Do they have engines?

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Susie's avatar

Awesome I hope to never see your face or hear your voice again. BYE Bye...........

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io bonini's avatar

Whoa there Susie...I'm thinking the Regime is keeping her name on the list of possible Supreme crooks replacements...Along with Cannon, Habba, and Hooligan.

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Mweiner's avatar

UNTIL IT HAPPENS; SHUT UP. he will then keep her on to defy your assumption. we're dealing with a dangerous, sick, unhinged creature. DO NOT feed him anything that can excite.. stimulate his neanderthal response.

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