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BajanBeauty5301's avatar

No, Kristi Noem should not be going home. Kristi should be going to jail!!!

Donna Wilson's avatar

Maybe Alligator Alcatraz?

Mike's avatar
Dec 9Edited

No. Take her back to South Dakota and kick her out of the car in the middle of one of the nine federal Indian reservations there. Like maybe Pine Ridge. Let the Oglalas sort her $hit out. I guaranfuckingtee she won't like it.

Ms.JP's avatar

Not fair to the reservation.

Nancy Bainter's avatar

Hey, that’s do-able too!🙏🏼

Nora Gale's avatar

Ummmmmmm....we don't want her at home. Can she be deported??~Nora Gale (New Mexican refugee living in South Dakota)

John LeBlanc's avatar

I’d go even further than that. Make her exchange her clothes for a Nazi uniform with a tee-shirt that reads: “Ice Queen. I deport all immigrants including indigenous people” printed on the front, back, inside, etc. then she choose between the uniform jacket or the tee-shirt. Although she would probably be treated with compassion by our fellow native Americans. The opposite of how she has treated her fellow human beings. Cosplay Kristi the Ice Queen.

Karen Shields's avatar

Tattoo “ICE Queen” across her forehead, then mandate that she cannot cover it, hide it, tattoo over it, or have it removed. If she does, then it gets put back on or branded. Every time.

Mike's avatar

"Although she would probably be treated with compassion by our fellow native Americans."

I doubt that. She has been banned by the tribes of all nine reservations from setting foot on tribal land in South Dakota. Only the Flandreau Santee Sioux tribe has rescinded their order banning her.

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/south-dakota-tribe-lifts-its-ban-on-noem-ahead-of-her-homeland-security-confirmation-hearing

Richard Von Busack's avatar

I like the way you think. I am recalling the words of Col Flashman: “they said Indians don’t know the difference between right and wrong. Wrong one—and find out what happens.”

Teri Gelini's avatar

Sounds perfect ..being a Floridian she and drumpf should both be there..then he can't do anymore pardons...

Bikracer's avatar

Even better than jail!

Winston Smith London Oceania's avatar

Or CECOT. Or Gitmo. Or, oh hell, just a guillotine.

Cathy A's avatar

Very good Idea. Feed her to the alligators!

Nancy Bainter's avatar

Absolutely, but first things first—does prosecution depend on the class action case, if there is one, and in what state it will occur? We know if it’s federal, the DOJ will get her yet one more pardon from her former boss-child, right?

Sir Phucumall's avatar

Couldn't of happen to a shittier CUNT!

kerreee's avatar

Give her the 'bad dog' treatment. Tit for tat.

John E Johnson's avatar

Just shoot her out of a canon into a brick wall painted with a mural of Cricket. Be the last thing the no good bitch sees.

MARIA's avatar

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

Mike Hammer's avatar

Noem on the range?

Light Warder's avatar

Sux to be noem-sick, huh Corey?

Maybe Kristi's face looking like an orange-peel resulted from shrapnel at a MAGA grenade test...

Mike Hammer's avatar

After pissing off so many Americans, Hegseth pissing off the military, they’re both going to need heavy security detail for rest of their lives once they’re fired. The ASPCA and Humane Society too. My information is that the members of the armed services hate Hegseth with a passion.

Patti Scott's avatar

And we hate RFK too

Barbara Christine Potts's avatar

Guess dermal fillers and maga makeovers aren't enough for this one. It's ugly inside.

Winston Smith London Oceania's avatar

She needs auto body filler. That would be Bondo, not Bondi.

Jeff's avatar

No - donny has severe gas. Flatulence like Hitler.

Dr Cannie Stark's avatar

Sorry, but all I understood was "donny" and "Hitler". Not surprising to see them in the same comment. But I don't understand the "No" in this context. Same goes for "flatulence"--which, of course, I understand in general ... I just don't understand in this context. Care to help me out?

Jeff's avatar

BajanBeauty5301

3h

No, Kristi Noem should not be going home.

Winston Smith London Oceania's avatar

Or a bad case of TrumPox, which causes permanently scarring blisters and Orange Scourge poisoning.

Light Warder's avatar

You're saying the ICE-pick scarring on the ICE-Queen's face may be infectious????!!

OMG, TrumPox vaccine to the rescue.

Winston Smith London Oceania's avatar

No vaccine. The CDC's Chief Heroin addict nixed it. He said it causes autism.

Delores Whitman's avatar

ICE agents can just flap their wings!

io bonini's avatar

I can see the children's book now...Great gag MK.

Dana's avatar

She should be prosecuted for all the unlawful and unconstitutional kidnappings and assaults on people, hiring insurrectionists, criminals and instigating violence in the USA. She should rot in prison.

Renee Goodman's avatar

Dana, 100% agree and the rest of them as well!

Janice Khalil's avatar

And killing a puppy that misbehaved.

Francesca Cee's avatar

She's pure evil but I shudder to think how much worse the next secretary will be. Why can't we get rid of these people??? Why is congress complicit? The Supreme Court? Wtf is happening?

Sue Stjohn's avatar

The Heritage Foundation is in control. Not Trump.......

Francesca Cee's avatar

I'm aware. And we need to get all those people out of politics and in prison.

Sammi Gavich's avatar

Bingo.

Even if Trump should “depart” nothing will change until the HF is dismantled. What’s been going on has been a HF morning wet dream for decades. They are calling the shots. Trump is only their useful idiot.

Winston Smith London Oceania's avatar

That's partially true, but bear in mind without Trumpkopf, the MAGA cult falls apart. They worship him, and him alone, and when that happens, the power of the White House dissipates.

susan miller's avatar

Yes, that’s so damn right. Beginning with Ronald Reagan

L B Rose's avatar

Will her replacement be more incompetent or more heartless? Any kind or honest people need not apply. But any female applicants must look like a Barbie doll, including the brain cell count.

Winston Smith London Oceania's avatar

"Will her replacement be more incompetent or more heartless?"

Yes.

Pam Humphrey's avatar

Exactly my fear. She’s a showboat. How would Homeland Security be under a quieter, more subtle but just as evil leader? Horrors!

Judy Sherwood's avatar

Have you seen the most recent issue of Mother Jones? Check it out... John Roberts is on the front cover.

Michael Stayton's avatar

SCOTUS’s GOP Justices Are About to Hand Trump Way More Power

The court’s right-wing bloc sounds ready to axe independent federal agencies—and the precedents that guard them.

https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2025/12/scotus-roberts-slaughter-ftc-independent-agencies/

Winston Smith London Oceania's avatar

They're just itching to trigger a revolution.

Francesca Cee's avatar

I despise him. Thanks for the heads up- I'll go check it out

Jean Conley's avatar

You have an excellent point, Francesca. And I totally agree with you--why can't we get rid of these Gestapo RepubliCRAPS????? The dish**t in the Oval Office has way too much power now--and it's all the republiCRAPS fault since they kiss his ***.

Geoffrey Fox's avatar

Trump positioned everything. Total disaster

Richard Van Atta's avatar

The fuck happening is the CABAL with its 2025 primer is implementing its evil plan!

Francesca Cee's avatar

It was more of a rhetorical question, but yes. The first one that needs to go is Stephen Miller.

Winston Smith London Oceania's avatar

The Supreme Court, specifically the Gang of Six, is completely and totally corrupted. Congressional GOP are a combination of corrupt and cowardly. A few threatening emails and phone calls and they fold like thin cardboard.

Richard Van Atta's avatar

Soooo…..

Just how soon can Gnome be ejected?

Just how soon can this be expected?

Breaks in the ranks are being detected.

The Trumphuk regime is stooopidity infected.

Mary Fairy-boberry's avatar

please. speaking as a south dakotan...WE DON'T WANT HER BACK!!!

Richard Van Atta's avatar

Wellll can’t you arrest her for puppy murder?

Bill Capehart's avatar

If you knew her like we do, you’d know the damn dog got off easy.

Bill Capehart's avatar

I didn’t think the legislature would let her back in.

John giannattasio's avatar

Not sure what kind of Governor she was. Ever see her actual face? Plastic surgery? The point being that she is not qualified for this or any other job except maybe a bartender.

Digby2035's avatar

She's got the costumes to be a pole dancer

Jean Conley's avatar

Definitely!!!!!! I think the majority of us get the connection even if her name is spelled incorrectly!

Skitealwedrop's avatar

Yes. One time the bloated yam called her Melanie in a tweet and it’s stuck with me since.

Dr Cannie Stark's avatar

Eeew yuck! Just had a vision of said "bloated yam". No offense to yams, but the image made me want to throw up!

Skitealwedrop's avatar

He’s pretty gross. The sight of him makes me 🤢

Stephanie Gibbs Dunlap's avatar

Oh no! I used to like Yams 🍠 Now they will remind me of Trump… Ugh! He is an OLD Bloated Yam, that farts a lot. Makes me laugh to think about, all his Suck Ups having to stand by him all the time, and the Constant STENCH! 🤬😤

io bonini's avatar

Hey there JG....I know some pretty awesome and smart Bartenders. I don't think she could keep drink orders in her head. I'd like to see her cleaning toilets at her Alligator Alcatraz.

Or perhaps we give her and her sidekick a small boat & put it in the Caribbean, with a target on it.

Stephanie Gibbs Dunlap's avatar

Yeah… Put Trump in a little boat, where the Sharks hang out, he is so terrified of Sharks! We must make Trump suffer greatly, make him watch, as all the money he has will be ripped away, in front of him, every last Cent! And given to poor people, of all colors. He will 😭 We will have Zero sympathy, he will beg, make him beg a lot, and laugh as he cries. May we please have buckets of rocks to throw at him? That would be fun! Share your thoughts- on the best tortures you would like to see on Trump!

Elaine Goodbrod's avatar

She was actually pretty before she got involved with Maga.

John giannattasio's avatar

Seriously look at how much the face has changed since South Dakota.

Linda's avatar

Someday the only migration she’ll worry about is the silicone in her lips.

Karen B's avatar

I wouldn’t drink any drink she would pour….

Richard Van Atta's avatar

Cmon now … she’d put a Mickey in your drink and probly spit in it unless you were dressed up as a MAGA or cosplaying as an ICE cuck.

Kiwiwriter47's avatar

She may get the axe soon....NO LOSS!

WJB Motown's avatar

Where is the Democratic leadeahip on all this?????? The silence is deafening.

JanJAN's avatar

They are speaking and pushing but trump has control of the media with graft from their CEOs! Dems are not getting press time!!

Jean Conley's avatar

Absolutely correct. Just think of CBS.

WJB Motown's avatar

Marg T Green has come out against AIPAC......outflanking Chuckes and Jeffries.........when will it ever end????.........They gave Mamdani a very strange manner of endorsment.......

All I am trying to say is that these are all slam dunks!!!! Should be taking them.

Mark Carpenter's avatar

Everybody in South Dakota: HIDE YOUR DOGS!

Linda Myers's avatar

Our dogs have guns.

Mark Carpenter's avatar

Do you think cats could be trained to use guns?

Asking for a friend…

Dr Cannie Stark's avatar

Absolutely they could! Cats are also SUPREMELY LOYAL, as some dogs are, andbthe are MUCH BETTER JUDGES OF CHARACTER (speaking from over 80 years of experience with both species) so they choose appropriate targets and are not fooled by slavish grovelling. BUT, being very FASTIDIOUS, they would probably hire DOGS to do the actual DIRTY work.

Dr Cannie Stark's avatar

Sorry for the typos in my post. It should read "... and they are MUCH BETTER ..."

Mark Carpenter's avatar

I remember how, back in 2017 after I was recovering from major abdominal surgery, when my cat refused to leave my side.

She left only to eat and to use the litter box. Past that, she was at my side until I had recovered enough to walk around, unassisted.

“Aloof cat”? Hardly. She was in for the long haul.

Parker Brown-Nesbit's avatar

Cats don't really need guns. They are, after all Ninjas with murder mittens.

JavaJunkyMonkey's avatar

Home you mean CECOT?

Because that's where she really belongs. But sad and pathetic American law will just slap her hands. That's the best they can do.

Weak spineless Fucks!

Richard Friedman's avatar

Kristi belongs in a gravel pit surrounded by unfriendly pit bulls. Can’t happen soon enough.

LynseyFS's avatar

Hey, leave pitties alone - they're maligned enough.

Besides, they're smart enough not to want her either.

Skitealwedrop's avatar

They are sweet pups. I think they are misunderstood 💙

Porter's avatar

This monster should never hold any position of authority at any level of government, however it's done.

PleaseMakeItStopPlease's avatar

* Gasp * but what about her 2 private jets 😂

Elaine Goodbrod's avatar

I was just thinking the same. 😂😂😂

Dr Cannie Stark's avatar

Do they have engines?

Mweiner's avatar

UNTIL IT HAPPENS; SHUT UP. he will then keep her on to defy your assumption. we're dealing with a dangerous, sick, unhinged creature. DO NOT feed him anything that can excite.. stimulate his neanderthal response.

Susie's avatar

Awesome I hope to never see your face or hear your voice again. BYE Bye...........

io bonini's avatar

Whoa there Susie...I'm thinking the Regime is keeping her name on the list of possible Supreme crooks replacements...Along with Cannon, Habba, and Hooligan.