I would absolutely hate to be my dad’s purity partner, or porn partner or covenant’s eyes. That is a level of creep I cannot even find words for!!! 😝😵💫
What a brilliant take, Mike Hammer! Very droll. Little apple-cheeked Mikey Johnson can't stand the heat and has to take his toys and go home and hide under the bed until after the midterms. What a pathetic, sorry little johnson he is, indeed. Thanks for good laugh. And the ankle bracelet is icing on the cake.
I thought the same thing...just horribly affected. I don't understand why he is still in office, frankly, between his obvious ill-health and his mental instability
Federal employees pay for approximately 25% of their health insurance premium on average. The government i.e. taxpayers pick up the other 75% of the premium.
Well, let's see...about 150 days in 2025, then half of the half-year so far (working half-days...not sure how that maths out...), then a 5 week vacation last month and another 2 week vacation coming up next week.
BUT...just LOOK at all they have been able to accomplish for America: lower gas prices, lower costs of groceries and homes, better healthcare, no wars, full release of the Trump-Epstein files...ALL the campaign promises PedoPINO made before being illegitimately elected in violation of our Constitution! Outstanding work for their constituents and for our democratic republic! Money as well-spent as the $40B to Argentina, the daily Trump War of Choice billion or so, the bailout of farmers after tariffs destroyed trade, the vanity projects like the Epstein Ballroom/PedoFührerbunker, goldenizing statues, the Reflecting Petri, his infection of the Kennedy Center, his fistfightapalooza and his car race, his birthday parade and the cost to pay attendees so he wasn't sitting alone, etc. Your tax dollars at work.
They continue to blame Biden. Someone on a local Congressman's page blamed Biden for the tariffs, high gas prices, high groceries, utilities, etc. Yet I've been admonished that I need to "talk" to these people like the cult will be persuaded. If all the cruelty, the problems, all the disasters, the wars, the corruption, the lies haven't yet convinced them to leave trump, IMO, there's no convincing them. They no longer live in a rational, reasonable world and trying to reason with them rationally isn't going to work.
Orange MAGA has to gaslight and twist any truthful detail into an Orange pretzel. The 77 million 'I love the uneducated' totally brainwashed diaper encased losers have no fucking clue what is up or down!!!!
I am curious to see if ANYONE (besides all of us) are going to blast this game of runaway cowards ! Dock their pay. They haven't done a damn thing. 2 years . All BS.
In the photo of djt supposed answering questions, it says that it is a dinner in the "Rose Garden." There ain't no rose garden anymore, only another crappy "improvement" of the thing with no taste.
POS..Another MAGA vacation and no business for America. BLUE Wave is COMING! You better run Mikey cause the Hammer is coming down on your little white arse.
don't start counting ur chickens before they hatch.... the putin-style-dictatorship of trump is very confident of his putin-style-rubber-stamp-congress supporting his putin- style- election-rigging .... months of chaos and uncertainty will ensue...maybe enough for him to declare a state of emergency....
so....what is the plan by the do nuthin dem moderates???? yes, you are right....NUTHIN!!!!!!!
Please explain how the Dems, who have NO POWER, can do anything? Blame the voters who elected the republican sycophants. I recall in 2021 the DEMS impeached trump, not once but twice. They haven't had a majority since the election and when they tried to prosecute trump during the Biden years the "supreme" court stopped every attempt.
are any of them saying what miles is sayingin his defiant news?
are any ‘moderate/establishment’ dems out on the streets supporting we the people?
are any of them calling trump what he is…a putin-style-dictatorship and he is doing putin-style-rigging-of-the-elections?
are any of them calling out the corruption everyday? and including their gop ‘friends’ in with that corruption? are they saying they are going to get all our taxpayer $ back and bankrupt the corrupt billionaires that took advantage of all the corruption of the trump regime?
are any of them embracing the option to close the (legal) tax loopholes that only billionaires will use? (because their wealthy donors and large corporations don’t want them to?) check out talarico - he is the only one saying it out loud!!!!
are any of them embracing the progressives and their medicare for all stance?
are any of the fighting to get veterans the exact same elitest healthcare that members of congress get? even though they all lie about loving vets with all their heartfelt gratitude?
are any of them just sayin it like gavin newsom?
there are plenty of channels they can use to get publicity….they just prefer to keep their little chicken necks safe and out of view incase trump says something about them?
why don’t they walk out of congress in protest to anything? icestapo killings could be a great reason….
they may not be in power but they sure as hell can stand up and yell loudly if they try…they just don’t want to try, and they know that there are plenty people like you who will believe the BS about being ‘powerless’ and that all the ‘moderates’ like you will not hold their feet to the fire…
Follow Rep Jim McGovern, Jamie Raskin and plenty of others. They are all calling trump out. They have NO POWER to do anything about it since mike johnson sent them home on another extended vacation. Do you even know how congress works? Do you even read the articles?
DO NOT forget the Elon Musk factor! 2024 votes with fake counties integrated into the system upline from precinct and county data before state tabulation. Elon will not allow a blue wave! Democrat Establishment will have protected Republican seats challenged by progressive candidates.
I believe Johnson represents the poorest district in Louisiana. How do voters feel about his extended paid vacation when they are going to food banks when their SNAP benefits have been cut!
A few of them are starting to change their tunes. But it’s too little, and way too late. My thought is they’re piping up now only to get reelected and will go right back to kowtowing.
So the House of Representatives will never have to work again because Johnson is to chicken shit to do his job? He will go down as absolutely the worst !!
'parting of ways' in the jetstream of bullshit world of the Orange asshole is simply tossing into the gutter, the latest ass-kissing loser that said something that hurt his feelings.
That sniveling weasel Johnson has overseen the most worthless, nonproductive and lamest duck congress in the history of the US. These f&%#er's won't do their jobs and get paid for it. All while people are struggling to make ends meet.
Thanks Ben for this update. MAGA Mike is a disgrace, he's nothing but a lying, corrupt Trump sycophant, Congress should not be getting paid as they've been the most useless Congress in history. MAGA Mike is the Squeaker of the House, a cowardly little mouse. I love what my PM Carney is doing, we Canadians are more united than ever and by the way it's still Lake Ontario. I don't watch Fox but will definitely not miss Maria's voice in clips.
What a pathetic, sorry little johnson. But fear not, he’s so religious that Jesus has a bracelet that says “What would Mike Johnson do?”
Say it louder
We might have to ask his son Jack to spill the beans on what's in his "Covenant Eyes" app.
I would absolutely hate to be my dad’s purity partner, or porn partner or covenant’s eyes. That is a level of creep I cannot even find words for!!! 😝😵💫
Only found down some dark hile I think Karen!!
Ask Jack who the guy is that comes to Moses 'Grindr' Mikes door in his underware? Also, when your trading porn, does he watch only gay videos??
🤣
I laughed
And the answer for Jesus is = Nothing! The greatest do-nothing Congress of all time presided over by a petulant whiny little bastard. Amen!
Oh, thank you Mike.
What a brilliant take, Mike Hammer! Very droll. Little apple-cheeked Mikey Johnson can't stand the heat and has to take his toys and go home and hide under the bed until after the midterms. What a pathetic, sorry little johnson he is, indeed. Thanks for good laugh. And the ankle bracelet is icing on the cake.
He'd be better off with a "what would Jesus do" bracelet that he would ignore. We know what little Mikey does. Absolutely nothing constructive.
Honestly, I don't think any Republican even has one Mike!
Maybe his mom....maybe!!!
That photo of 47 makes him look like bacon melting in the frying pan. Ew!
I thought the same thing...just horribly affected. I don't understand why he is still in office, frankly, between his obvious ill-health and his mental instability
Because the stupid demented republiCRAPS are 1) scared of him and 2) too dumb to join the Democrast to get rid of him.
A sweaty fat fig 🐷
😂 fig works too.
"Fig" Fucking Idiot Geezer? 😆
sweaty piggy
Mentally ill sweaty piggy
Piggly Wiggly.
Itty bitty weenie, sweaty piggy.
His face isn't dried up enough, or I'd say an apricot. By the way, hi Joanne!
Hi, Jean 😉
oink oink 😆
Seriously, he looks like very unhealthy and scary....
Yes, I'm just waiting for the day he's worm food.
The worms wouldn't want to get poisoned, which is what would happen to them if they ate any part or all of him..........
LOL true.
Why on earth would anyone in their right mind want to insult bacon that way?
Fairly sure the odor coming from Lumpy's diaper isn't bacon-like at all. 🤮🤮🤮
That photo CANNOT BE UNSEEN . . .
Should have come with a trigger warning.
Verily . . .
That’s flop sweat
And is that a mustache on his lip????
Now that's funny! And extremely accurate!!!!!! Or maybe even a squashed orange??????
How many weeks off since Ja. 2025? AND BEING PAID FOR IT?
About as long as Mitch McConnell.
Longest case of rigor tortoise in history.
LOL
"Rigor tortoise." LOVE IT, DAVID!
Speaking of the Turtle, is HE still getting a paycheck?
Yes, of course he is. 😒
And all his "staff".
Yes, AND great medical care (maybe?).
Whatever he is getting, it will be the best of.
Can't wait to see what happens at the next deadline, Sept. 14, when he is supposed to be "released" to go back to Congress.
Longer.
Paid with Benefits, including free healthcare
Federal employees pay for approximately 25% of their health insurance premium on average. The government i.e. taxpayers pick up the other 75% of the premium.
Good to know. Thank you
Well, let's see...about 150 days in 2025, then half of the half-year so far (working half-days...not sure how that maths out...), then a 5 week vacation last month and another 2 week vacation coming up next week.
BUT...just LOOK at all they have been able to accomplish for America: lower gas prices, lower costs of groceries and homes, better healthcare, no wars, full release of the Trump-Epstein files...ALL the campaign promises PedoPINO made before being illegitimately elected in violation of our Constitution! Outstanding work for their constituents and for our democratic republic! Money as well-spent as the $40B to Argentina, the daily Trump War of Choice billion or so, the bailout of farmers after tariffs destroyed trade, the vanity projects like the Epstein Ballroom/PedoFührerbunker, goldenizing statues, the Reflecting Petri, his infection of the Kennedy Center, his fistfightapalooza and his car race, his birthday parade and the cost to pay attendees so he wasn't sitting alone, etc. Your tax dollars at work.
Good summary.
They will blame the democrats 🙄
Biden 🙄
They continue to blame Biden. Someone on a local Congressman's page blamed Biden for the tariffs, high gas prices, high groceries, utilities, etc. Yet I've been admonished that I need to "talk" to these people like the cult will be persuaded. If all the cruelty, the problems, all the disasters, the wars, the corruption, the lies haven't yet convinced them to leave trump, IMO, there's no convincing them. They no longer live in a rational, reasonable world and trying to reason with them rationally isn't going to work.
I'm so sick of hearing them blame Biden. It angers me to no end.
Orange MAGA has to gaslight and twist any truthful detail into an Orange pretzel. The 77 million 'I love the uneducated' totally brainwashed diaper encased losers have no fucking clue what is up or down!!!!
I am curious to see if ANYONE (besides all of us) are going to blast this game of runaway cowards ! Dock their pay. They haven't done a damn thing. 2 years . All BS.
Oh no, they have. They have brought the country to its knees. 🥺
He is such a joke. He’s an absolute idiot. Run away Mike run away.!!
In the photo of djt supposed answering questions, it says that it is a dinner in the "Rose Garden." There ain't no rose garden anymore, only another crappy "improvement" of the thing with no taste.
POS..Another MAGA vacation and no business for America. BLUE Wave is COMING! You better run Mikey cause the Hammer is coming down on your little white arse.
don't start counting ur chickens before they hatch.... the putin-style-dictatorship of trump is very confident of his putin-style-rubber-stamp-congress supporting his putin- style- election-rigging .... months of chaos and uncertainty will ensue...maybe enough for him to declare a state of emergency....
so....what is the plan by the do nuthin dem moderates???? yes, you are right....NUTHIN!!!!!!!
Please explain how the Dems, who have NO POWER, can do anything? Blame the voters who elected the republican sycophants. I recall in 2021 the DEMS impeached trump, not once but twice. They haven't had a majority since the election and when they tried to prosecute trump during the Biden years the "supreme" court stopped every attempt.
u need an explanation?????
seriously??????
are any of them saying what miles is sayingin his defiant news?
are any ‘moderate/establishment’ dems out on the streets supporting we the people?
are any of them calling trump what he is…a putin-style-dictatorship and he is doing putin-style-rigging-of-the-elections?
are any of them calling out the corruption everyday? and including their gop ‘friends’ in with that corruption? are they saying they are going to get all our taxpayer $ back and bankrupt the corrupt billionaires that took advantage of all the corruption of the trump regime?
are any of them embracing the option to close the (legal) tax loopholes that only billionaires will use? (because their wealthy donors and large corporations don’t want them to?) check out talarico - he is the only one saying it out loud!!!!
are any of them embracing the progressives and their medicare for all stance?
are any of the fighting to get veterans the exact same elitest healthcare that members of congress get? even though they all lie about loving vets with all their heartfelt gratitude?
are any of them just sayin it like gavin newsom?
there are plenty of channels they can use to get publicity….they just prefer to keep their little chicken necks safe and out of view incase trump says something about them?
why don’t they walk out of congress in protest to anything? icestapo killings could be a great reason….
they may not be in power but they sure as hell can stand up and yell loudly if they try…they just don’t want to try, and they know that there are plenty people like you who will believe the BS about being ‘powerless’ and that all the ‘moderates’ like you will not hold their feet to the fire…
Follow Rep Jim McGovern, Jamie Raskin and plenty of others. They are all calling trump out. They have NO POWER to do anything about it since mike johnson sent them home on another extended vacation. Do you even know how congress works? Do you even read the articles?
DO NOT forget the Elon Musk factor! 2024 votes with fake counties integrated into the system upline from precinct and county data before state tabulation. Elon will not allow a blue wave! Democrat Establishment will have protected Republican seats challenged by progressive candidates.
The only "treasonous scum" is YOU, Donald J Trump! You, your despicable regime, the entire GOP, MAGA, your hooker wife and your vile kids.
Joanne. They should call the straight the Straight of WHORESHOES.
Aren't whoreshoes what Rubio wears for trump?
LOL good one.
So Johnson sends Congress home instead of letting a vote go to the floor on Epstein 2.0 showing us that he approves of child rape.
I hope the good people of Louisiana take notice of the fact that Johnson now presides over the least productive Congress in history.
I believe Johnson represents the poorest district in Louisiana. How do voters feel about his extended paid vacation when they are going to food banks when their SNAP benefits have been cut!
They have been so brainwashed they no longer look at the obvious with any hope. Just try to get thru the day, let someone else worry about politics.
A few of them are starting to change their tunes. But it’s too little, and way too late. My thought is they’re piping up now only to get reelected and will go right back to kowtowing.
Spineless.
GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles
MAGA= Pro-Pedophilic..Anti-Family..Death Cult
So the House of Representatives will never have to work again because Johnson is to chicken shit to do his job? He will go down as absolutely the worst !!
Just ordered your book WTF America. , you guys are the best, thanks for all you do for us and the country.
Bartiromo is a worthless and pathetic financial analyst. She has her nose so far up trumps diaper that everything she says is BS. Bye-bye Maria!
Her next gig is the old Lying Leavitt spot. She's the perfect spinmeister for that.
That’s a good point. She would be closer to the diaper.
Agree, I would love to hear the real reason for a total trump stooge being "let go", "parting of ways" etc. etc.
'parting of ways' in the jetstream of bullshit world of the Orange asshole is simply tossing into the gutter, the latest ass-kissing loser that said something that hurt his feelings.
She must have gotten too old, they prefer the younger ones.
And I'm rooting for the Canadian team! They have their acts together!
YUP!!!! Boycott..Boycott...Boycott......TrumpWorld is a NO Travel Zone...NEVER 51
'The Strategic Petroleum Reserve just fell below 290M barrels for the first time since 1982."
In 1982 there were 159.6 million registered vehicles in the U.S., now it's 297.5 million - 86% more.
This should be emphasized in reporting to drive home another failing of the Trump regime.
I see gas station lines in the future, a la 1970's.
He is going to sneak that shitty oil sludge into the reserves and destroy ALL the oil and the ground it is under. Watch him
That sniveling weasel Johnson has overseen the most worthless, nonproductive and lamest duck congress in the history of the US. These f&%#er's won't do their jobs and get paid for it. All while people are struggling to make ends meet.
"Little Mikey" will soon get his comeuppance.
Thanks Ben for this update. MAGA Mike is a disgrace, he's nothing but a lying, corrupt Trump sycophant, Congress should not be getting paid as they've been the most useless Congress in history. MAGA Mike is the Squeaker of the House, a cowardly little mouse. I love what my PM Carney is doing, we Canadians are more united than ever and by the way it's still Lake Ontario. I don't watch Fox but will definitely not miss Maria's voice in clips.