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Mike Hammer's avatar

What a pathetic, sorry little johnson. But fear not, he’s so religious that Jesus has a bracelet that says “What would Mike Johnson do?”

Glen's avatar

Say it louder

David Maceira's avatar

We might have to ask his son Jack to spill the beans on what's in his "Covenant Eyes" app.

That's What She Said's avatar

That photo of 47 makes him look like bacon melting in the frying pan. Ew!

Alison Hadley's avatar

I thought the same thing...just horribly affected. I don't understand why he is still in office, frankly, between his obvious ill-health and his mental instability

J Cheng's avatar

Seriously, he looks like very unhealthy and scary....

Joanne Gatsis's avatar

Yes, I'm just waiting for the day he's worm food.

Joanne Gatsis's avatar

A sweaty fat fig 🐷

JohnC-Va's avatar

😂 fig works too.

Joanne Gatsis's avatar

Mentally ill sweaty piggy

David Maceira's avatar

Why on earth would anyone in their right mind want to insult bacon that way?

Fairly sure the odor coming from Lumpy's diaper isn't bacon-like at all. 🤮🤮🤮

Timothy Bartel's avatar

That photo CANNOT BE UNSEEN . . .

David Maceira's avatar

Should have come with a trigger warning.

Kristi Gabriel's avatar

How many weeks off since Ja. 2025? AND BEING PAID FOR IT?

Kristi Gabriel's avatar

About as long as Mitch McConnell.

Diane Findley's avatar

Speaking of the Turtle, is HE still getting a paycheck?

Joanne Gatsis's avatar

Yes, of course he is. 😒

David Maceira's avatar

Longest case of rigor tortoise in history.

Marianne L's avatar

Paid with Benefits, including free healthcare

David Maceira's avatar

Federal employees pay for approximately 25% of their health insurance premium on average. The government i.e. taxpayers pick up the other 75% of the premium.

ramonaj's avatar

They will blame the democrats 🙄

Chuck's avatar

Well, let's see...about 150 days in 2025, then half of the half-year so far (working half-days...not sure how that maths out...), then a 5 week vacation last month and another 2 week vacation coming up next week.

BUT...just LOOK at all they have been able to accomplish for America: lower gas prices, lower costs of groceries and homes, better healthcare, no wars, full release of the Trump-Epstein files...ALL the campaign promises PedoPINO made before being illegitimately elected in violation of our Constitution! Outstanding work for their constituents and for our democratic republic! Money as well-spent as the $40B to Argentina, the daily Trump War of Choice billion or so, the bailout of farmers after tariffs destroyed trade, the vanity projects like the Epstein Ballroom/PedoFührerbunker, goldenizing statues, the Reflecting Petri, his infection of the Kennedy Center, his fistfightapalooza and his car race, his birthday parade and the cost to pay attendees so he wasn't sitting alone, etc. Your tax dollars at work.

Jeri Shilling's avatar

He is such a joke. He’s an absolute idiot. Run away Mike run away.!!

Jose Somoza's avatar

POS..Another MAGA vacation and no business for America. BLUE Wave is COMING! You better run Mikey cause the Hammer is coming down on your little white arse.

Corinne Driscoll's avatar

In the photo of djt supposed answering questions, it says that it is a dinner in the "Rose Garden." There ain't no rose garden anymore, only another crappy "improvement" of the thing with no taste.

Dan Quinn's avatar

Just ordered your book WTF America. , you guys are the best, thanks for all you do for us and the country.

Stewart Gooderman O.D.'s avatar

And I'm rooting for the Canadian team! They have their acts together!

Joanne Gatsis's avatar

The only "treasonous scum" is YOU, Donald J Trump! You, your despicable regime, the entire GOP, MAGA, your hooker wife and your vile kids.

ramonaj's avatar

Joanne. They should call the straight the Straight WHORESHOES.

Bob's avatar

'The Strategic Petroleum Reserve just fell below 290M barrels for the first time since 1982."

In 1982 there were 159.6 million registered vehicles in the U.S., now it's 297.5 million - 86% more.

This should be emphasized in reporting to drive home another failing of the Trump regime.

ramonaj's avatar

He is going to sneak that shitty oil sludge into the reserves and destroy ALL the oil and the ground it is under. Watch him

Stephen ONeill's avatar

"Little Mikey" will soon get his comeuppance.

Jeff Lazar's avatar

A message for MAGA Mike, the self-proclaimed world's greatest Christian from Rev. Jim Wallis

"Christianity is not a religion that gives some people a ticket to heaven and makes them judgmental of all others. Rather, it’s a call to a relationship that changes all our other relationships."

Juliaf's avatar

So Johnson sends Congress home instead of letting a vote go to the floor on Epstein 2.0 showing us that he approves of child rape.

I hope the good people of Louisiana take notice of the fact that Johnson now presides over the least productive Congress in history.

Linda (Evanston IL)'s avatar

I believe Johnson represents the poorest district in Louisiana. How do voters feel about his extended paid vacation when they are going to food banks when their SNAP benefits have been cut!

Ginny Walker's avatar

Seems the Rats in the administration are continuing to do as much as they can to avoid responsibility. Mike Johnson is a very pathetic little man who lost his backbone years ago. God sees how he lies and Johnson will have to answer for his actions; I can only hope the voters will take care of him before he meets his Maker.

Cathy Key's avatar

So the House of Representatives will never have to work again because Johnson is to chicken shit to do his job? He will go down as absolutely the worst !!

David Maceira's avatar

That sniveling weasel Johnson has overseen the most worthless, nonproductive and lamest duck congress in the history of the US. These f&%#er's won't do their jobs and get paid for it. All while people are struggling to make ends meet.