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bDawg Speaks's avatar

We need to start a cost ticker tape tracking how much his Mara-Lago commutes and never ending vacation are costing the Country.

Jackie W McDermott's avatar

I would LOVE to see the running total of costs. Also, can we also have a running total of how much taxpayers are paying Melanoma to live in Trump Tower? She will not live with Assolini, but we shouldn't have to pay. BLEH

Schmendryck's avatar

Careful that kind of talk can get you put in prison these days🤣

Terry's avatar

Just the opposite -- we need to shout it from the roof tops every day: assolini, assolini assolini - get some ovaries dude

Schmendryck's avatar

Jeezus it wuz only a lil' humour fer the weekend, exhale.

Here, try this: "Love the assholini? Try the tossed salad for only another $4.99 at Olivefascism Garden!"

Assholini, Cheeto-Christ StupidCzar, R. Smelly, McDonald, Barren VonSchitzennpantz, The Manchurian Cantaloupe, Incontinental Divider, IMPOTUS, Count Flatula, Vladdie-Schlong Begs, go ahead, start shouting...

Richard Pelton's avatar

The Way Donnie looks in His golf gimmick clothes- he needs a lot of salad- I recognize him as the Munchurian Canidate. Rumors had it that Nero fiddled while Rome burned-- Donnie wacked balls while Democracy took a dump.. Just look for the humor-- it is Ironic- and HERE

Eliza's avatar

I'll shout to all of these!! Thanks for your wit and charm!

Eliza's avatar

I'll shout to all of these!! Thanks for your wit and charm!

LouLou's avatar

Sheesh chill he was siding with you with some humour 🤦🏻‍♀️

Oaktown's avatar

And the Melanoma (when applied in this context only, of course)

Helen Frances's avatar

Assuming great name for him👍

James G. Hermsen's avatar

Remember he was crying during the campaign that he would have no time to golf. Actually he has spent more time on the golf course than in the oval office, and when there, it is all photo opts.

Oaktown's avatar

And don't forget how often he criticized Obama for playing golf, which was a drop in the bucket compared to Numbnuts' record.

meD's avatar

And one of the biggest expenses is the fact that he doesn’t stay at the White House- he goes back to Mar-a-Lago every weekend. So it’s not even just playing golf; it’s the Secret Service protection moving back-and-forth as well, that is costing millions.

Paul Bourdon's avatar

I’m sure he is exceeding his target quota of chaos!

Penny Evans's avatar

Does he read his daily briefings?

Jane's avatar

LOLOLOL - Love your language skills - perfect!

Leah Baum's avatar

Kate is reported and blocked.

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WJB Motown's avatar

You still suffer pathological Brain Fog by putting this retarded link up.

Monica's avatar

Why? And why is it mentally challenged?

Doc Blase''s avatar

This is why I'm blocking you "kate".

ITS Never Happening…'s avatar

🤣🤣🤣oh I thought it was Cruella! Thank you for the update. She’s still a Russian asset as well, remember how they would brag how many languages she knows…

And her parents who are assets lived in our White House🤬

Carrie Deitzel's avatar

I don’t know if the in-laws are actual assets, but they lived well in communist Slovena because they were (I believe prominent) members of the communist party.

P. J. Schuster's avatar

Love Assholini, & yes 👏 how much is it costing us to have Melanoma live in NYC???

Cziberian's avatar

This site tracks the time spent golfing but I think they should add the cost. https://trumpgolftrack.com/

Scott Bump's avatar

Did Donald get the five bullet what did you do this week? Signing a host of executive orders to disrupt the legal issues ? .the last term donalds.executive time was over half the day where he watched tv!. Now? All day?

He's above the law now! Not above impeachment! Can we list the treason acts?? or just start with article 14 leading an insurecttpion his last term! Now? The 34 time convicted felon, sex offenders is leading a coup!! Holy shit!!

MorningStar's avatar

If old Shitty Britches got the "5 bullet" ......LOL! we wouldn't be commenting on how much we hate him. Above the law, you say? Is he above a firing squad since treason is punishable by death?

Scott Bump's avatar

Good point! Bunker Donald would flee! If it were up to me? Rikers solitary to Sing Sing Federal! Don Jr. Played a role with Jan 6! "You're a hero or a zero". Then he went to the watch party.

They said it wasn't during the event? Uhm heard an eagle eye caught one of the televisions pinpointing it was! They need to get out!! By their ear! Including Dona fake damaged right ear!

Zelenski should have punched him on the nose or at least a good back slap!!

MorningStar's avatar

Remember the videos were on YT and TV during Jan 6th in the tents already set up to view on those TVs, how ws the gallows erected without security not seeing...sleeping? and a few days later the videos became very brief, not the original version. they were high as a f'king kite, with Don Jr coked up an his then girlfriend the bulbous one dancing, she was always dancing like she was high. I am going to try and find the one version online. Someone must have it!

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MorningStar's avatar

LOL! this isn't a dating site....LOL! Try Tinder for a hook-up.

Michelle Ponkutcat 060's avatar

I read some where on Substack last week that his golf outings have cost taxpayers 11 million so far.

Penny Evans's avatar

I read today that it’s $18 million to date.

Carrie Deitzel's avatar

Thanks for this. I just went there & made your suggestion to the site team. Maybe if a lot of us do, it will happen.

Cziberian's avatar

I did that yesterday. I’m sure we’re not the only ones asking for that information to be added!

KAP's avatar

Do it please. Want to know also.

Jean Conley's avatar

Don't forget the muskRAT'S.

Donna Lindner's avatar

Good question- who is paying the muskrats and how much???

MorningStar's avatar

We are. they are busy shifting money into who knows where. Where is the proof of fraud and waste Musk the parasite keeps rambling about, the other drug addict in our WH.

Billie Furuichi's avatar

It only that. With all the hundreds of thousands being fired or laid off, millions of dollars in unemployed benefits will surely file for!

Scott Bump's avatar

Some States if your fired? No benefits unless you pursue legally!!

Scott Bump's avatar

Bet us tax payers ! And well ! 6 fig I heard! Gaza province? Not Gaza? So how many fired over that? FAA flight controllers?

Elon on ketamine did that! What's his Mom saying about that? "He's a good kid?". With a personality disorder malignant Narcist firing fed workers??

Dianne Pymble-Ward's avatar

The unelected swine making life difficult for battlers while doing noodle brain’s dirty work should be relieved to The RSA.

MorningStar's avatar

LOL! You mean his drunk fest in Vermont was it? Another waste of human life and alcoholic in our WH

Mark my words's avatar

That is an excellent idea! How about helping launch this idea, Ben??

Get Er Done's avatar

I hope this comment and others about chumps golfing extravaganzas catches their eye and they report the sh*t out of it!!!

Mark my words's avatar

Despite all these likes, Ben has yet to respond. ☹️

Mark my words's avatar

My request that he help launch a tracker of the expenses incurred by taxpayers for the golf outings of 45, which was suggested by another commenter. Ben’s “reach” is enormous, so such a tracker in his hands would receive a lot of attention.

KAREN's avatar

A chicken in my backyard to lay eggs? It costs money to house and feed the chickens. Why should I spend money for shelter and food for a chicken that’s gonna produce a few eggs. This administration is SO FAR REMOVED FRIM REALITY. trump should wave his magic wand, or musk could easily buy out the egg market and fix the whole problem in an instant. Let’s keep barking about the price of eggs because that seems to get under trumps skin. He should be held accountable.

Julie Smalley's avatar

And what about all the people who don’t live in a home with a backyard? People live in apartments and condos in cities. Just plain stupidity!

Paul Bourdon's avatar

It's like "let them eat cake"

Schmendryck's avatar

More like "let 'em eat shit"

Billie Furuichi's avatar

And in many cities, it’s illegal to have chickens, goats, etc.

meD's avatar

Stephen Colbert on the late show had a hilarious skit about egg prices versus keeping chickens. He researched it and it costs far more over a year to keep chickens than it does to buy eggs. Here is the particular episode on Spotify:

https://open.spotify.com/episode/3PxhsPEqRJPTVT3QQn1Tfs?si=_Rb_gxXjTtSYxOIQlUnE0Q

Doc Blase''s avatar

Rounding off, I think it was about $700 to rent a chicken to lay about $350 worth of eggs, < or >.

meD's avatar

I believe it was $750 to rent the chicken, but yes: about twice what it cost to buy already very expensive eggs.

MorningStar's avatar

One chicken produces one egg a day, but not without a rooster. 12 laying hens plus 1 rooster = a dozen eggs a day...sell them to those who need them!

Richard Pelton's avatar

Ohh Drat-- Some cities and municipalities have ordinances concerning farm animals and foul.. (plez check). Chicken poop.. Duck poop.. Bird poop is a major concern and drawback-- A chicken may lay 2 to 4 eggs.. not quite a happy breakfast meal- and not every day. The logical solution is multiple hens.. free range- in your yard and domain, walk carefully.

I do think It is a real stretch to have a chicken as a support animal - cry foul if you must- but don't lay an egg.. man.

I think Heinrick Himmler when combining Eggs with Government suggestions....

Rob C's avatar

all his personal expenses we pay versus all the ACTUAL savings the doge douchenozzles have found (not much) in an easy-to-read graphic design.

Pirate Studebaker's avatar

Also the DOGE boyz salaries of six figures per boi. How much is that costing us?

Get Er Done's avatar

That's a GRAND A idea and worth looking into making it happen.

Diane's avatar

Great idea. Does the United States government have to foot the liquor bill down at Maga Lardo? Yikes

Fraser's avatar

Great point-writeoff for entertaining the Kennedy center stowaways!!

Jean Conley's avatar

Of course--and the government is run by OUR taxes. And the Dump gets paid by US. So, yes.

David's avatar

This is the same guy who accused Obama of wasting time golfing instead of doing his job. Every criticism is a projection with this guy.

Lyn M. Anton's avatar

I read that when Trump goes to play golf it costs the American people $18,000,000. That’s right eighteenth million dollars.

Bonnie B's avatar

And how much his Mar a Lago business is getting!!

Cziberian's avatar

He’s still overcharging the Secret Service and making money off of his trips. It’s costing the local police in FL a fortune. And apparently he plans to spend more time at Motel-a-Lago and bring more foreign dignitaries there this time. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/mar/09/trump-golf-trips

Carrie Deitzel's avatar

That’s a great idea. Could it run as a chyron/ticker on conservative tv stations? Or on buildings with digital displays? Or digital billboards in prominent places? Fabulous, illuminating idea.

Any such display should also carry the sum of social support dollars taken from regular Americans and/or the average savings Trump’s tax cuts for the rich will give each billionaire/millionaire.

If that’s too much info for a chyron/ticker, any combo of the above would work. But all of the above would fit on old-style billboards or large format postcards distributed everywhere, but especially in red districts & swing states.

Fabulous idea bDawg!!

Allison Merritt's avatar

This dude needs to be impeached/arrested!

Fabe S.'s avatar

Like, at least a week ago! This administration has been disastrous, incompetent, racist, and just blatantly outright corrupt. The one thing good i believe is happening from all this is Republicans are being exposed to many of their constituents as greedy, evil people. Pity its too late for now, but the wave is coming off the shore, and it's a giant blue tsunami.

Janet K's avatar

How about a strait jacket. Put him in a round room and tell him there's a penny in the corner. Lock him up and throw away the lock code.

MB Matthews, she/her's avatar

I'll donate the penny. Remember, pennies drive him mad. He wants to get rid of them.

Jane's avatar

yup - and jailed - or better yet - sent to Guantanamo

Richard Pelton's avatar

hahahaaaaa t-Rump choice-- water board or surf board) both hilarious

Carrie Deitzel's avatar

R Pelton-What about a boat with an electric motor?

Jean Conley's avatar

He needs to be in a mental institution--along with his VP and Boyfriend, muskRAT.

Steve Doll's avatar

Don't shut up, people. Shut DOWN Trump and his enablers.

Penny O'Reilly's avatar

I am more and more convinced that Trump and his government never expect to have future elections. He doesn’t care what the American people think.

Sara Frischer's avatar

I can’t hit like but that’s what they’re thinking. Bad news we have to stay on top of this to squash it

Fraser's avatar

That's it, for sure!! After his Napoleon quote, he should end up on an island alone, just like his hero!!

RJM's avatar

He TOLD his supporters they didn’t have to vote during the campaign but then corrected himself to say “after this election.” (The first was more honest because the election like the one in 2016 was in fact rigged. He must have gotten a signal that it didn’t sound good.) We should take him at his word.

Carrie Deitzel's avatar

Penny O’—That’s been my thought all along, but if that’s so, what will he need all these butt-kissing Congress people for?? They should consider that.

Erika Fultz's avatar

The only person who believes he's saving us billions is him. Anyone who isnt delusional knows the truth of the matter.

Allison Merritt's avatar

I wish this was the case. My son‘s dad has his head so far up this guy’s rear end, he is convinced Trump is going to save the world. He told me he’s excited that Trump is working with Putin… I will never stop regretting procreating with him. (I am not saying, I regret having my child, you guys know what I mean.)

Erika Fultz's avatar

So, your ex is also delusional

Allison Merritt's avatar

Absolutely. There’s no getting through to him. Our son is autistic. Dan’s orange cheeto Bestie is actively trying to make sure that our son is not successful, and he supports that, too. Dude has no clue. And I can’t even say I hope he gets what he voted for, cause it would affect my little guy. I’m very stressed about this.

Erika Fultz's avatar

I can't even imagine

Allison Merritt's avatar

Hating myself because of this.

Erika Fultz's avatar

Yeah, let's not do that. It's not like your ex had a flashing neon sign declaring he was a problematic pos. There's no way you could have known

Allison Merritt's avatar

Thank you. We actually had a lot of the same views when we were

together. He has gotten more hateful over time. Guess it matches the Right’s agenda.

Erika Fultz's avatar

You're very welcome. Life is hard enough without beating yourself up over past decisions.

Toni Sammons's avatar

I expect Usha is going through a similar recognition.

Paul Bourdon's avatar

I have always been a Bernie style leftist but my ex-wife has definitely moved left since Trump. I guess he makes you pick a side!

Don't beat yourself up, hindsight is always 20/20 …. unless your a MAGA

Shelley Arnest's avatar

You have no reason to hate yourself. Orange man is doing this

Fraser's avatar

Hey, at least you have some goodness still!!

Doc Blase''s avatar

NO! Not your fault, we can't be expected to know how someone will turn- or turn out, that's impossible.

Give yourself a break and hate Dumpty instead.

Richard Pelton's avatar

Never beat yourself up over others. You are obliged to be a free thinker.. Your opinions matter and your input helps solve problems.

If not part of the solution- it becomes part of the problem

Fraser's avatar

You're not alone! some people will pay 100 bucks for an egg and figure it's an investment, and keep it under their pillow!!

Jean Conley's avatar

How about under their um....well.....you know.....they certainly don't want their investment to crack.....guess pillow is better........

Alexis's avatar

Tell your son's dad to go live in Russia and then we'll see if he actually likes Putin.

Steve Glicken, MD's avatar

It’s a shame he didn’t die from complications of childbirth.

Allison Merritt's avatar

It’s a shame who didn’t die, Dump? Hopefully you’re not talking about my child… I’m not actually sure who this reply is to, it sent me a notification saying that you replied to my comment though.

Allison Merritt's avatar

I’m still trying to figure out Substack, so I can’t tell if this reply is to our thread that we were talking about, or this reply is to the original comment from Erika.

Doc Blase''s avatar

It's cost us about $13 million in golf trips so far.

Donald Kelly's avatar

"Let them eat cake" The phrase is used to symbolize Marie Antoinette's obliviousness to the social problems of the time. The story goes that she said this in response to being told that her starving peasant subjects had no bread. The anecdote fueled French Revolutionary rage, leading to her tragic end. OFF WITH HIS HEAD

Sharon Horton's avatar

And she was raised rich so she could have been so oblivious that she really didn't know that cake was a luxury and bread was a staple, or that people could have so little that they couldn't eat.

No matter. In present times we can learn all that stuff and never say anything that clueless. Sharpen the guillotine and tighten up the trebuchet, some FAFO lessons need to be learned.

Carrie Deitzel's avatar

Donald K & Sharon H— Can we leave guillotines & trebuchets out of this discussion?

What’s sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander, as they say.

The Trump camp doesn’t need excuses to resort to horrendous practices. We see his chosen leaders, some of whom have had opponents and dissenters thrown from windows & helicopters & shoved down staircases (allegedly).

Mark Mansour's avatar

Let them eat gruel. Son of a bitch.

u.n. owen's avatar

Trumpf drivels gruel.

Fran Romero's avatar

He continues to play golf with taxpayers money, while cutting programs for children who need this money. He is such waste.

Donna S's avatar

Wait. Are we ready to claim Trump

Is now the worst president in history…worse than Biden who left him a great economy- lowest unemployment rate, inflation dropping below 4%, pay down on national debt!!!

Mombeka's avatar

I think #45 and #47 are in a dead heat for last place 😒

Steve's avatar

4+5=9 and 4+7=11; both sums together are 911.

Jean Conley's avatar

Oh GEEZE!!!! Hate to say it but it really seems like it's an omen. Very interesting, Steve. Creepy, too.

Steve's avatar

Also, Biden, #46, was a 10.

Fraser's avatar

I hope Joe is well enough to know how much he was appreciated!

Alexis's avatar

Yep he outbeat George W. Bush for me and I loathed that man with every fiber of my being but with Dump it's like 5000000000000× worse. Hope he chokes and croaks.

Lori Paquette's avatar

Everything trump touches dies

Sharon Horton's avatar

May that also apply to air force one.

Get Er Done's avatar

Truly!!! This one needs to be gotten rid of altogether. Him and the other 2

Nancy Jordan's avatar

space force, isn't it?

cquinn's avatar

Unfortunately it doesn't apply to himself!

Jean Conley's avatar

Except HIM!!!!!! That REALLY is too bad.

Kyla's avatar

While he wastes our taxes whacking a couple balls to avoid the dumpster fire he started in Washington?? LOL

MB Matthews, she/her's avatar

Across the country and globe....

Donna Edwards's avatar

I’ve owned chickens and it requires a considerable investment. I live in an area where it rains a great deal so they require a covered chicken house with top to bottom fencing because they are easy prey for fox, coyotes, dogs and other predators. They need nesting boxes, feeding and watering devices, hay, and feed. Not to mention the time it takes to clean their pens, feed and water them and collect their eggs daily. It could only be a fucking moron to propose backyard chickens as an economical fix for the average family to solve their unaffordable egg problem.

MB Matthews, she/her's avatar

Chickens in the backyard can also bring in bird flu.

And there are zoning issues.

Sigh.

WJB Motown's avatar

Will they inject the chickens with bleech??? And feed them invermectin....whatever that shit is???

Jean Conley's avatar

Wish the Dictator Criminal Psycho would have chickens on the White House lawn...... Obviously, bird flu is horrible and spreads quickly, BUT just picture that happening to the dump's brood.....,and if he got it. Only problem is, I would never wish something like that on any chickens at all.....It's mean of me to even make a comment about it. (Obviously, however, I didn't change my mind about posting it.....)

Jean Conley's avatar

Well, a MORON did suggest it........

meD's avatar

Exactly. To hear a hilarious take on this, listen to Stephen Colbert on his Spotify show about raising chickens vs buying eggs, bird flu, etc:

https://open.spotify.com/episode/3PxhsPEqRJPTVT3QQn1Tfs?si=_Rb_gxXjTtSYxOIQlUnE0Q

Ranulf de Glanvill's avatar

Well, a “fckg moron” is who we have at the head of USDA. As soon as I read her comments about eggs, I knew her concept of chickens came from watching Foghorn Leghorn cartoons.

Maryann W's avatar

I hope NO Democrats will vote for this CR. Let the Republicans shut the government down!

Phgladko's avatar

Yes, it can be worse.

Fraser's avatar

Couldn't be worse than it is now!!

Doc Blase''s avatar

It already is worse. No matter how bad we think it is, it's worse because we don't know the whole story.

The good news is, things that can't go on forever,

don't.

Amanda Reiche's avatar

We have a better idea Donnie—get whatever you deserve! The arc of justice is coming for your miserableness…

Sara Frischer's avatar

Thank you Ben. Somewhere today I read that in 49 days he had time to order a new air force one for $240,000,000 which had glitches. https://www.airwarriors.com/community/threads/new-air-force-one.50866/

Linda Fulcher's avatar

May it have glitches while he's on it.

Get Er Done's avatar

Forgive me Lord., but Please let it. 🙏🏽

Sara Frischer's avatar

The trick is to get him in the plane ✈️

Linda Fulcher's avatar

No problem if it's a big, shiny, new plane, preferably with his name on it as well as Air Force One.

Fraser's avatar

I know it won't be long before it is fitted with Acorn stairlift!!

Linda Fulcher's avatar

If he gets any fatter they'll need a crane.

Fraser's avatar

Yup, his insides are, not atypically, a dumpster fire!

Steve Glicken, MD's avatar

No, I wish no harm to the crew or other passengers.

Harry Butter's avatar

Trump is moving classified doc's to Mar a Lago again. All availabke for the highets bidder 🙄