You Cannot Rig Reality
The Supreme Court handed Republicans a shiny new map, but Texans aren’t dumb; misery, inflation, and desperation don’t vote red; they vote for whoever fixes their lives.
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Let me save everyone a little time and a lot of aspirin: the Supreme Court screwed up. Again. And not in the subtle, legal-nerd, “well actually…” way that lets the conservative justices preen while pretending they are the intellectual heirs of Madison. No, this was the full-blown, ham-fisted political hack job we have come to expect from a Court that now treats the Constitution like it is a suggestion box at a Mar-a-Lago brunch buffet.
This time, the Justices blessed Texas’ brand-new, carefully engineered congressional map, a map designed with all the precision and moral clarity of a drunk surgeon, to ensure Republicans squeeze out up to five more House seats. Five. Not because voters demanded it. Not because demographic shifts required it. But because Greg Abbott, Ken Paxton, and the entire Trump political machine ordered it. And the Court, like obedient little foot soldiers in judicial robes, saluted.
Texas walked in with an emergency application, whispered “midterms,” “partisan advantage,” and “Biden bad,” and the Supreme Court practically sprinted to their pens. They did not just greenlight gerrymandering. They handed Texas the keys to the bulldozer and said, “Go wild.”
But here is the giant, screaming, flashing-red mistake the Court and the GOP made; the one even their clerks probably recognized as they typed this fiasco:
They ignored the actual suffering of Americans. Including Texans.
And voters are not nearly as stupid as Republicans think they are.
Because while Abbott, Paxton, and Trump world are out here popping champagne, Texans are trying to figure out how to afford groceries without auctioning off a kidney. According to the newest Politico poll — and polls rarely deliver clarity this sharp — the top issues in America are not “owning the Libs,” “men in women’s sports,” or “swearing mass deportations will lower rent like immigrants were secretly your landlord.”
No. The issues crushing Americans right now are cost of living, the economy, taxes, healthcare, and democracy itself.
And guess who is underwater on every single one of them.
The very administration celebrating this map like it is the Sistine Chapel of partisan manipulation.
Here is where Republicans truly demonstrate their genius-level stupidity:
They think a rigged map can override lived reality.
You can gerrymander a district.
You can gerrymander a state.
But you cannot gerrymander your way out of a hungry child, an empty bank account, a medical bill that hits like a monthly hate crime, or a voter who has had enough.
No Texan gives a damn about Abbott’s beautifully sculpted partisan crescents when they are paying twenty dollars for coffee and eight hundred for utilities. You can shift minority voters like chess pieces, but you cannot distract them from inflation that strangles. You can carve districts that look like Rorschach tests on acid, but you cannot carve out the creeping dread people feel about the future.
And here is what Republicans missed, spectacularly:
Texans are not going to vote Republican simply because Republicans drew them into a Republican-shaped district.
They are going to vote for whoever convinces them they can fix this mess and make their lives better.
Let us talk about the decision itself. The lower court found “substantial evidence,” which is judge-speak for “holy shit, this is obvious,” that Texas purposely reconfigured districts based on race. The Trump administration even sent a letter telling Texas to eliminate “coalition districts,” where nonwhite voters together form a majority. They practically signed the racial motive with a Sharpie.
But magically — magically — the Supreme Court concluded it was not racial gerrymandering, just regular old partisan gerrymandering. The kind the Court fully legalized in 2019 when it declared political map rigging perfectly fine so long as you are not openly racist about it.
Justice Alito, in his usual condescending “let me explain democracy to you peasants” tone, chastised challengers for not producing their own alternative map. Meanwhile, Justice Kagan, one of the last adults in the room, said the Court disrespected the lower court and “the millions of Texans” shoved into racially targeted districts. And she is right. It is not just disrespect. It is contempt. Judicial cowardice dressed up as constitutional deference.
Ken Paxton called the new map a “massive win.” My man, the only thing massive here is the delusion. Texans are not dancing in the streets over this map while they are drowning in inflation, unaffordable healthcare, stagnant wages, and the sense that everything is somehow getting worse.
And here is the punchline Republicans refuse to acknowledge:
Gerrymandering can win you an election.
It cannot make voters forget their own misery.
It cannot make groceries affordable.
It cannot bring back jobs.
It cannot fix a collapsing healthcare system.
It cannot stop a democracy from feeling like it is being run by a committee of arsonists.
Sure, the Supreme Court handed Republicans a map.
But voters are holding the scorecard.
Texans know exactly what is going on. They see the manipulation. They feel the pain. They know their lives are not getting better under this administration, and no district lines can convince them otherwise.
Republicans got their districts.
But whether they get the votes, that is up to the people living in the wreckage.
And Texans, like Americans everywhere, are done voting based on party branding.
They are voting based on survival.
The Supreme Court gave Republicans a victory today.
But reality is coming.
And you cannot redraw your way out of that.
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Quote of the century, "...a Court that now treats the Constitution like it is a suggestion box at a Mar-a-Lago brunch buffet."
Reading this like yeah, you can gerrymander a map but you can’t gerrymander an empty fridge or a shutoff notice. Voters might not track every court case, but they feel who’s in charge when the bills hit and the cart gets smaller every week. Man, keep running it down this plain, because this is exactly how we carry the story from the courtroom to the kitchen table. www.xplisset.com