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David Stewart's avatar

Wow. If it works for the world, then it works for the individual, right?

Yep. That's a stretch. Either way, in the past two days, we've learned two new global "safe” phrases to signal oligarchs when we've been pleasured enough and it's time to dismount and order out for a coffee and a vape:

1) “I may say things that are inaccurate."

2) "Trust me—and I say this with all humor..."

There are Marines (I've worked with some damn fine ones and you know who you are) and there are Jar Heads (Marines... you also know who THEY are... Non Ductus Exemplo).

I may say things that are inaccurate, but trust me—and I say this with all humor—Billy Elegy is a jar head. And every world leader knows it.

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Annie Ball's avatar

🤣🤣🤣

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