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Singing:

If I Only Had a Brain

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I could while away the hours

Conferrin' with the flowers,

Consulting with the rain;

And my head I'd be a scratchin'

While my thoughts are busy hatchin'

If I only had a brain.

I'd unravel ev'ry riddle for my

Individdle

In trouble or in pain

With the thoughts that you'll be thinkin'

You could be another Lincoln

If you only had a brain.

Oh, I, could tell you why

The oceans near the shore

I could think of things I'd never

Thunk before,

And then I'd sit down and think some more.

I would not be just a muffin',

My head all full of stuffin',

My heart all full of pain;

And perhaps I'd deserve you and be

Even worthy even you

If I only had a brain.

Source: LyricFind

Songwriters: Harold Arlen / Yip Harburg

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ramona j's avatar

Bravo 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏

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Ed Garland's avatar

Good one! 😂I’ll also offer Tiptoe Through The Tulips for Mr. Diaper—adding a blindfold for extra emphasis on “Low I.Q..” He’s so dense it’s doubtful he knows what the abbreviation stands for.

A bully and a coward is who he’s always been. He’s got the nerve to attack others with hateful names. I can only imagine what he calls his Slovenian import behind closed doors! Five ‘ll get ya’ ten whatever it is—it ain’t pretty.

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