Good one! 😂I’ll also offer Tiptoe Through The Tulips for Mr. Diaper—adding a blindfold for extra emphasis on “Low I.Q..” He’s so dense it’s doubtful he knows what the abbreviation stands for.
A bully and a coward is who he’s always been. He’s got the nerve to attack others with hateful names. I can only imagine what he calls his Slovenian import behind closed doors! Five ‘ll get ya’ ten whatever it is—it ain’t pretty.
Singing:
If I Only Had a Brain
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I could while away the hours
Conferrin' with the flowers,
Consulting with the rain;
And my head I'd be a scratchin'
While my thoughts are busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain.
I'd unravel ev'ry riddle for my
Individdle
In trouble or in pain
With the thoughts that you'll be thinkin'
You could be another Lincoln
If you only had a brain.
Oh, I, could tell you why
The oceans near the shore
I could think of things I'd never
Thunk before,
And then I'd sit down and think some more.
I would not be just a muffin',
My head all full of stuffin',
My heart all full of pain;
And perhaps I'd deserve you and be
Even worthy even you
If I only had a brain.
Source: LyricFind
Songwriters: Harold Arlen / Yip Harburg
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Good one! 😂I’ll also offer Tiptoe Through The Tulips for Mr. Diaper—adding a blindfold for extra emphasis on “Low I.Q..” He’s so dense it’s doubtful he knows what the abbreviation stands for.
A bully and a coward is who he’s always been. He’s got the nerve to attack others with hateful names. I can only imagine what he calls his Slovenian import behind closed doors! Five ‘ll get ya’ ten whatever it is—it ain’t pretty.