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Skitealwedrop's avatar

Can we inject bleach into them to rid them of their virus sort of like the conman’s solution for Covid? 🤣

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Fraser's avatar

I believe a second labotomy will do it! The first just made them put the gun lock to "on"!

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Schmendryck's avatar

I'll apologize in advance, but I can't resist. They are the types who would "rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."

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Shirley Eads's avatar

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Fraser's avatar

Yes, for breakfast! Helps deal with cultish slavery, albeit willingly!!

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Skitealwedrop's avatar

A bottle of good wine for breakfast would do the trick 😎

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UniDig's avatar

I'd rather have a frontal lobotomy than Lorena Bobbit on top of me!

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Skitealwedrop's avatar

Sounds fun Fraser. You can preform the surgery and I’ll assist after we’ve had a few shots of Tequila 😂

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Fraser's avatar

Perfect! I know I have that Swiss army knife somewhere, which has a corkscrew to boot! Afterwards, we can add, "We have successfully removed the remaining brain cell(s) from the White House staff with the help of a very powerful microscope! Thanks for paying attention! Remember, red wine is good for you!!1

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Skitealwedrop's avatar

A rusty Swiss army knife will be perfect for the orange conman’s frontal lobotomy. I’ll bring the red wine.

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Fraser's avatar

Oh true! Rust is orange too! A great match!! And we'll make it a point to say there were at least 2 brain cells-some of the Magas are coming around and no need to depress them further!!

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Skitealwedrop's avatar

Cool. The orange rust will match the two orange brain cells the orange conman still has. I love monochromatic 🤣

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Fraser's avatar

Another good point! I think we could apply for Frump's Surgeon-general unless we are over-qualified!:) We could use Kodachrome by Paul Simon in the operating room-(any couch:) for upbeat atmosphere!!

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