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Johnny Rochat - NorCal's avatar

Hey Rudy, if you do win on appeal (cough) you can still think of losing these "one-of-a-kind" items as a tax for being stupid enough to never accept a dime for your work for years.

And excuse me, but that number won't depreciate until after the election? How is it NOT appreciating in late fees for non-payment? Anyone ever try to stiff a lawyer? Ha.

Finally, a 1980s Mercedes previously owned by Lauren Bacall? Sorry, that ride has gotta reek of cigarette smoke, and you know you can't ever get that stench out.

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Mary Ann Farley's avatar

It also reeks of scotch. The biggest horror of the Borat film wasn't Rudy with his pants down, but Rudy day-drinking scotch with a woman he thought was an Eastern European reporter! Clearly no one vetted her, yet here was Trump's number one guy, who had all the secrets, getting DRUNK with her. Let him lose it all.

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Linda's avatar

Pointless to keep the car if it doesn't come with a driver.

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Johnny Rochat - NorCal's avatar

Now I would definitely take a ride with Lauren.

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Porter's avatar

Gawd, she was so sexy! Still had distinctive and beautiful looks into her old age.

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