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Sharon Bouchard's avatar

Here a tiny violin playing just for you, Ted. 🎻

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Susana Salgado's avatar

Why should Texans give him any money? He abandoned his constituents!!

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Tom K's avatar

Cancun Ted , left Texans in the cold , Trump called your wife ugly, said your dad killed Kennedy , election denier , still you suck his fat teats …need I go on ?

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Julianne Dombrowski's avatar

Go Tom! Excellent comment 🦋💙

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Marc Bunic's avatar

It's time for "Cancun Ted" to go. Texans must elect someone who really delivers.

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Annie54's avatar

This is such good news! Let’s see Texas turning blue, blue, blue!!!!

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Karen Scofield's avatar

Screw Ted Cruz!! I hope he gets Voted Out of Office. Vote Blue Up and Down the Ballot ya' all 💙🌊

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Marguerite Foster's avatar

That’s my plan! Straight Blue💙

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Karen Scofield's avatar

Good on You, Marguerite 👈💯🌊

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Moffitt Aycock's avatar

Love Ted’s terror!!!! Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy. 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

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Dannys's avatar

Colin Allred US Senator. Sounds good doesn’t it .💙💙💙💙💙💙

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Sean McCoy Writes's avatar

Couldn't happen to a nicer guy. McConnell is cutting loose dead weight, and Fidel Cancun falls into that category.

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Gerri's avatar

Why would anybody give you money you jackass you’ve done nothing for the state

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Libbey Dem's avatar

Boo fucking hoo! Cry harder Cruz. Nobody wants you in the Senate anymore. Allred is going to give your seat a well needed cleansing from all of the blood you spilled on it.

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Julianne Dombrowski's avatar

Excellent comment!!🦋💙

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Jeff Palmer's avatar

He should have invested the thousands he spent on a Cancun vacation into the Biden stock market. He would have a windfall to spend on his campaign.

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Kawi's avatar

WHAT? You couldn't be on TV because you don't have the money - you should take a crash course with Melania. She obviously get some good change for her 5 useless minutes on TV.

And now you have the balls to beg Texans for money! You still have to pay your Cancun Hotel invoice, or what? You don't deserve a dime from your constituents. And your constituents deserve a senator who works for them.

By the way, you shouldn't waste your days in that big ass leather chair in your podcast studio.

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Susan Klemetsen's avatar

I don't believe a word Cruz says. He's a LIAR!

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Peter Rees ( G1JFC)'s avatar

Good! Cruz is absolutely bloody useless.

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Mindy OkayIloveyoubyebye's avatar

Remember when Ted was an up and coming newbie with GOP thoughts of grooming him to run for president?

Awww, all that money spent on absolute obese, unwashed slime.

Trump flagrantly insulted Ted's wife, and that fat, bearded asshole ignored it. How these wives accept this shit is beyond me.

Vance insults his wife all the time. "She's not white, but I still love her." Their three children are always HER three children.

MAGAT women are brain-diseased Stepford wives. And they all need an intervention.

Except for Loony, EmpTG, Beetlebert, and Kimberly Gargoyle. They're just evil souls who would run you over in your wheelchair in front of Mar-a-Bedbug. And then fix their lipstick. 🌊🌊🌊

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Lisa Flynn Scroggins's avatar

Mar-A-Bedbug is just outstanding! Mindy for the win!

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Diana Nehila's avatar

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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