The Great Tylenol Tragedy of 2025

In the greatest medical circus ever staged, Tylenol became a villain, autism a punchline, and the nation cheered as logic quietly slipped out the back door.

Guest article by Michael Cohen. Follow him on Substack for more by clicking here.

America has always had a flair for spectacle. Yesterday, we got a medical announcement that could’ve doubled as an SNL sketch. Picture it: the Oval Office transformed into a carnival stage, with Donald J. Trump standing center ring, flanked by his handpicked “medical dream team”: Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and Dr. Mehmet Oz. The subject wasn’t foreign policy or the economy. No, the issue at hand was Tylenol. Yes, the little white pill sitting in nearly every medicine cabinet in America.

Trump declared, with all the gravity of a wartime address, that Tylenol is “no good” and that pregnant women should “fight like hell” to avoid it. The cause? A supposed link to autism. The evidence? Dubious at best. The presentation? A master class in political theater.

RFK Jr., a man whose scientific qualifications end at “once attended family dinners with actual doctors,” nodded seriously as if he’d just cracked the genetic code. Dr. Oz, meanwhile, stood by like a mascot of pseudoscience, his TV career having sold more miracle cures than a 19th-century patent medicine salesman. If snake oil had a human form, it would’ve worn a tailored suit and smiled politely beside the Resolute Desk.

Now, to be fair, science is messy. Some studies have suggested an association between acetaminophen use in pregnancy and neurodevelopmental issues. Others found no such link. This is what grown-ups in lab coats call “inconclusive.” But in the Oval Office, inconclusive became gospel. Trump, who has a gift for boiling complexity down to slogans, simply declared: Tylenol causes autism.

And here’s where the comedy turns cruel. Pregnant women across the country heard those words. Women like Haley Drenon in Texas, who admitted she panicked because she’d already taken Tylenol for headaches. Imagine the anxiety that spreads when a president, flanked by two carnival barkers dressed as medical sages, transforms uncertainty into dogma. That’s not public health; it’s public harm.

Medical experts responded with the expected exasperation. The American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists reminded everyone that acetaminophen remains the safest option for pregnant women, that untreated fever itself is dangerous, and that no causal link has been proven. The FDA, dragged into the circus, issued a statement so hedged it could double as a shrub—admitting no solid evidence while promising new warning labels anyway.

Meanwhile, RFK Jr. pitched leucovorin, a decades-old chemotherapy adjunct, as the new frontier in autism treatment. Scientists, with weary patience, pointed out that the research is in its infancy, barely past the “maybe” stage. But nuance doesn’t trend on social media, and RFK Jr. knows the value of a headline.

Here’s the cynicism buried under the comedy: autism isn’t a “horrible crisis,” as Trump called it. It’s not a tragedy to be eradicated. It’s a spectrum of human diversity, deserving of respect, research, and resources. But when politicians frame autism as a disease to be stamped out, they’re not just spreading misinformation; they’re devaluing millions of autistic people and their families.

That’s the true tragedy here. Not Tylenol. Not even autism. But the willingness of leaders to weaponize science as performance art.

And yet, part of me can’t help but marvel at the choreography. There was Trump, the consummate showman, delivering lines with the confidence of a man who knows facts don’t matter if the performance hits its mark. There was RFK Jr., earnest in his pseudoscience, a prophet in search of a cult. And there was Dr. Oz, smiling on cue, the human embodiment of a product endorsement nobody asked for.

Forty years ago, America lived through the original Tylenol murders: capsules poisoned with cyanide, lives lost, trust shattered. That was sabotage by an anonymous killer. Yesterday’s spectacle was sabotage of another kind: poisoning public trust not with cyanide, but with confusion, anxiety, and misinformation. The bottle looks the same, but the danger now comes from the label written at the podium of the Oval Office.

In the 1980s, we were blindsided by tampered medicine. You could open a bottle, take a pill, and never know the danger until it was too late. Yesterday’s Tylenol spectacle was the same horror in a new form: truth itself tampered at the source, handed out with presidential seal and prime-time coverage. The tragedy is no longer in what we swallow from a bottle, but in what we’re forced to swallow from our leaders: a reality so warped it would make cyanide feel like a wellness trend.

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