No big stick there, more like a mushroom cap., or so I’ve heard. Thanks to Stormy Daniel’s’ eye witness I’ll never get that image out of my head of his looking like Toad from Mario Kart.
Jesus Christ! I just spit out my “Torpedo Beer 7.5 IPA”—yeah, it exists) and fell offa my chair…uh, no McCouches for me anymore—they give me the creep-os!
THEODORE ROOSEVELT: "Speak softly and carry a big stick."
DONALD TRUMP: "Scream loudly and be an obnoxious dick."
Omg that’s funny!!
There's actually pictures of Trump walking around carrying a twig
That belongs on a poster, with an appropriate caption. (I can think of several appropriate captions, and a couple of inappropriate ones.)
Let's see the inappropriate ones LOL!
Please.
Now that's Funny
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No big stick there, more like a mushroom cap., or so I’ve heard. Thanks to Stormy Daniel’s’ eye witness I’ll never get that image out of my head of his looking like Toad from Mario Kart.
It's a Nubbin!! 🤣🤣🤣
At least you didn't say "big dick"...he would have put you in his cabinet 😅
That's exactly why I didn't use "big"! Lol
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Truly brilliant! Thank you for making my day💙💙💙
😂 Brilliant!
Correction: “Scream loudly and carry a tiny…stick”
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I like that 😂
That’s excellent!!
Jesus Christ! I just spit out my “Torpedo Beer 7.5 IPA”—yeah, it exists) and fell offa my chair…uh, no McCouches for me anymore—they give me the creep-os!
I haven't laughed so hard today. Thank you. 😊
Obnoxious dumbass