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Ed Garland's avatar

Trump says President Biden "was executed ... in 2020." Well, to even things up how's about he gets himself to the same place in 2025? If getting "redone" is good enough for President Biden, it should be good enough for the orange Lord of the Flies.

Perhaps he should consult with somebody about a deep plane facelift, removal of his triple chins, and a 360 around the middle liposuction aka a body lift. yes? No? This time around, his clone/robot version needs to have a new head of hair and a working brain.

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Singing:

If I Only Had a Brain

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I could while away the hours

Conferrin' with the flowers,

Consulting with the rain;

And my head I'd be a scratchin'

While my thoughts are busy hatchin'

If I only had a brain.

I'd unravel ev'ry riddle for my

Individdle

In trouble or in pain

With the thoughts that you'll be thinkin'

You could be another Lincoln

If you only had a brain.

Oh, I, could tell you why

The oceans near the shore

I could think of things I'd never

Thunk before,

And then I'd sit down and think some more.

I would not be just a muffin',

My head all full of stuffin',

My heart all full of pain;

And perhaps I'd deserve you and be

Even worthy even you

If I only had a brain.

Source: LyricFind

Songwriters: Harold Arlen / Yip Harburg

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ramona j's avatar

Bravo 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏

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Ed Garland's avatar

Good one! 😂I’ll also offer Tiptoe Through The Tulips for Mr. Diaper—adding a blindfold for extra emphasis on “Low I.Q..” He’s so dense it’s doubtful he knows what the abbreviation stands for.

A bully and a coward is who he’s always been. He’s got the nerve to attack others with hateful names. I can only imagine what he calls his Slovenian import behind closed doors! Five ‘ll get ya’ ten whatever it is—it ain’t pretty.

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MT's avatar

Trump clone with a brain? No, I prefer him stupid!!!

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Heather Soper's avatar

LOL Me too!!!!

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