He's already dipped in colouring. He's been a ghastly orange for aeons. If he's floating, some passing MAGAt or a Russian sub might rescue him. Recolour him a dark dingy green. That should keep him unnoticed. Allows time for the chicken blood to draw the foodies to the eatery...
Trump's blubber will keep him afloat. Maybe dip him in coloring and douse him with chicken blood. Surely there are predators in them there waters.
He's already dipped in colouring. He's been a ghastly orange for aeons. If he's floating, some passing MAGAt or a Russian sub might rescue him. Recolour him a dark dingy green. That should keep him unnoticed. Allows time for the chicken blood to draw the foodies to the eatery...
Splendid idea!