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Robert W. Sterba's avatar

I know a perfect place for a Trump statue. Up Randy “Uncle Eddie” Quaid’s ass. 😉

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Candace Lucas's avatar

My vote goes to the nyc dump

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Sylvia Arrowood's avatar

Actually any dump as long as it is deep and wide. I imagine the Canadians would like to suggest a few dump sites.

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Frederica Huxley's avatar

Can someone please find one of the memorable nude statues, copy and display around the country?

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M. Apodaca's avatar

Why is this still on this (and other) substack comments?

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Beth Skowvron's avatar

I've reported it as spam several times, very annoying to still see it

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Jean Wiley's avatar

I suggest at the bottom of the Gulf of “America”.

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Regrets Only's avatar

The pollution, though

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Michael Stayton's avatar

Mar-a-lago. Placed where he can see himself. Like in his golden bathroom where he can read the 'secrets.'

If in a public spot where everyone can see it, then like Michelangelo's David. Anatomically correct in every way. You know, like the Emperor's new clothes.

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Bob's avatar

And regularly sprayed with something that attracts pigeons or sea birds. I learned the hard way to not park under palm trees near the beach in California.

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Michael Stayton's avatar

The Romans used to paint their statues. So orange coloring on his face.

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Elisa's avatar

Now that you mentioned reading, I don't think he's capable of such, every time he signed an executive order, it was stated aloud by an assistant.

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Pam A. Gurd's avatar

In a urinal.

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Pam A. Gurd's avatar

People are saying he likes that.

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bitchybitchybitchy's avatar

Made from Fusilli, ala Fusilli Jerry from Seinfeld

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Bob's avatar
Feb 17Edited

Musk can take it to Mars.

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Fraser's avatar

yes, he will probably bump into family in his birthplace!!

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Lisa Marie's avatar

“shitter’s full!”

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Ellyn's avatar

That was my first thought!!!

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Tim's avatar

great minds think alike.😼

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Seeker of the truth's avatar

Right next to rushrime shot so we can piss on both at the same time.

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Stacy Belanger's avatar

How about next to Ivana’s gravesite….

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Anna B's avatar

Maybe buried with her.

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PadmaK's avatar

😂 😂 😂

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Fraser's avatar

After Quaid's statement, it appears there would be lots of room!

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beth Kennedy's avatar

how about on mars?

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Bob's avatar

Beat me to it.

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Beth Witrogen's avatar

Classic. Sadly, classic.

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